Looking for March jokes for kids?
March is such a fun month for silly jokes because there is so much to work with. You have the start of spring, St. Patrick’s Day, rainbows, leprechauns, shamrocks, windy weather, basketball, puddles, flowers, and that strange in-between feeling where winter is almost gone but not quite ready to leave.
These March jokes are perfect for lunchbox notes, classroom morning meetings, family dinners, road trips, St. Patrick’s Day parties, spring bulletin boards, or anytime kids need a quick laugh.
57 Best March Jokes for Kids
1. What month is always walking in a parade?
March!
2. What did February say to March?
“You’re up next!”
3. What did March say to winter?
“Your time is snow-ver!”
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4. Why did March open the window?
To let Spring in!
5. What is March’s favorite exercise?
Marching!
6. Why did March bring a jacket and sunglasses?
Because it couldn’t decide on the weather!
7. Why did March cross the road?
To get to Spring!
8. What did one flower say to the other in March?
“Long time no seed!”
9. What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant!
10. What did the shovel say to the soil?
“I dig you!”
11. Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots!
12. What kind of flower grows on your face?
Two-lips!
13. What did the tree say to Spring?
“What a re-leaf!”
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14. What is a flower’s favorite kind of pickle?
A daffo-dill!
15. What did the bee say to the flower?
“Hey, bud!”
16. What kind of music do leprechauns like?
Sham-rock!
17. Why did the leprechaun sit on a clock?
He wanted to be on time for St. Patrick’s Day!
18. What do you call a leprechaun who breaks the law?
A lepre-con!
19. What did one shamrock say to the other?
“Leaf me alone!”
20. Why did the shamrock go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little green!
21. What did one rainbow say to the other?
“You brighten my day!”
22. What did the rainbow say after the rain?
“Now it’s my time to shine!”
23. What does a rainbow use to write?
A colored pencil!
24. Why did the rainbow get good grades?
It was bright!
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25. What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold?
“I’ll lead the way!”
26. What did the raindrop say to the puddle?
“Mind if I drop in?”
27. What falls but never gets hurt?
Rain!
28. Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
29. What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
Thunderwear!
30. What did the umbrella say to the raincoat?
“I’ve got you covered!”
31. What did March say to the weather forecast?
“Good luck guessing!”
32. Why did the basketball player bring string to the game?
To tie the score!
33. Why was the basketball court wet?
The players kept dribbling!
34. Why did the basketball team plant a garden?
They wanted to grow their defense!
35. Why did the clock feel tired in March?
Because it lost an hour of sleep!
36. Why was the alarm clock mad at March?
Because March stole an hour!
37. What did the rain say to the sidewalk?
“I’ll be dropping by!”
38. What do you call a wet bear?
A drizzly bear!
39. Why was the kite so happy?
It was flying high!
40. Why did the wind get a timeout?
It kept pushing everyone around!
41. Why did the kite bring a friend?
Because it didn’t want to fly solo!
42. What do frogs wear in March?
Open-toad shoes!
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43. Why did the leprechaun wear green socks?
Because his blue ones were in the wash!
44. What did the tree say after winter?
“I’m ready to branch out!”
45. What did the rainbow say to the leprechaun?
“Follow me!”
46. I am a month that sounds like walking. I bring spring, wind, rain, and green. What am I?
March!
47. I am green, lucky, and have three leaves. What am I?
A shamrock!
48. I come after rain and have many colors. What am I?
A rainbow!
49. I am small, magical, dressed in green, and hard to catch. What am I?
A leprechaun!
50. I fall from the sky but never get hurt. What am I?
Rain!
51. Knock, knock. Who’s there? March. March who? March right in and join the fun!
52. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
53. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce enjoy March together!
54. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lion. Lion who? Lion around waiting for spring.
55. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Flower. Flower who? Flower you doing today?
56. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rain. Rain who? Rain or shine, March is here!
57. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lamb. Lamb who? Lamb so happy spring is coming!
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Final Thoughts on March Jokes for Kids
March is one of those months that gives you endless joke material! There are leprechauns, shamrocks, rainbows, spring flowers, wild weather, puddles, basketball, kites, lions, lambs, and lots of green.
Whether you use these March jokes for kids in the classroom, at home, in lunchboxes, or as part of a St. Patrick’s Day celebration, they are an easy way to bring a little silliness into the season.
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