Looking for some Santa jokes for kids? Whether your kids are counting down to Christmas or just love a good “ho, ho, ho,” these silly jokes will bring a little extra laughter to the holiday season.
I love jokes as a simple way to connect with kids. Share a few over breakfast, tuck one into a lunchbox, or take turns telling them on the way to see Christmas lights. Half the fun is hearing kids try to deliver the punchline or invent their own jokes that make absolutely no sense!
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31 Santa Jokes for Kids
1. What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
2. What do you call Santa at the Beach?
Sandy Claus!
3. What do you call Santa when he wears earmuffs?
Anything you want – he can’t hear you!
4. Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
He wanted to see time fly!
5. What do you call a cat who delivers Christmas presents?
Santa Paws!
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6. What do Santa’s reindeer say before telling a joke?
This one with sleigh you!
7. What do Santa’s helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!
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8. What does Santa say to an elf who feels sad?
Believe in your-ef!
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9. Why did Santa put wheels on his workshop?
He wanted to get things rolling!
10. Where does Santa keep his money?
In a snowbank!
11. What do you call Santa when he loses his pants?
Saint Knickerless!
12. Why is Santa so good at karate?
He has a black belt!
13. What is Santa’s favorite candy?
Jolly Ranchers!
14. Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone!
15. What does Santa use to clean his sleigh?
Comet!
16. Why did Santa put his sleigh in the freezer?
He wanted a cool ride!
17. What do you call Santa after he falls into a fireplace?
Krisp Kringle!
18. Who delivers presents to baby sharks?
Santa Jaws!
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19. What do you call a frog dressed as Santa?
Mislte-toad!
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20. How does Santa feel when he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claus-trophobic!
21. What does Santa call a reindeer with no manners?
Rude-olph!
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22. Why did Santa put a scarf on his computer?
The screen froze!
23. What do you call Santa when he doesn’t know where he’s going?
A lost Claus!
24. How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing – it’s on the house!
25. What does Santa say when he spills his cocoa?
“Oh, deer!”
26. What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas quacker!
27. Why did Santa bring a shovel to Christmas dinner?
To dig into the Christmas pudding!
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nick.
Nick who?
Nick a cookie off that plate before Santa eats them all!
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow many presents from Santa!
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30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly cow! Santa’s on the roof!
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nick.
Nick who?
Nick a cookie off that plate before Santa eats them all!
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Have Fun Sharing These Santa Jokes for Kids
These Santa jokes for kids are easy to bring into the little moments of your holiday season. Read a few while waiting for Christmas cookies to bake, share them around the dinner table, or let your kids host a Christmas joke show for the family.
And if your child wants to tell the same joke seventeen times? You might just have to laugh seventeen times. Apparently, that’s part of the Christmas magic.
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