Thanksgiving is about gratitude, family, and — let’s be honest — a lot of mashed potatoes. But another fun way to connect with family is with Thanksgiving would you rather questions for kids!
Whether you’re waiting for the turkey to roast, hanging out with cousins, or trying to keep everyone entertained before dessert, “Would You Rather” is the perfect silly, thought-provoking game to keep kids giggling.
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Below you’ll find 103 Thanksgiving Would You Rather questions for kids — some funny, some gross, some totally wacky — perfect for dinner tables, classrooms, or long car rides to Grandma’s house.
Use these to get the ball rolling and then get creative by making up your own!
Thanksgiving Would You Rather Questions for Kids
1. Would you rather be chased by a giant turkey or have to chase one?
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2. Would you rather gobble like a turkey every time you talk or waddle everywhere you go?
3. Would you rather have feathers for hair or gravy for sweat?
4. Would you rather your shoes make gobble sounds or your shirt smell like stuffing?
5. Would you rather wear a turkey on your head or mashed potatoes in your shoes?
6. Would you rather eat turkey ice cream or pumpkin pie soup?
7. Would you rather have to pluck a turkey or stuff it with your hands?
8. Would you rather turkeys could talk or pumpkins could sing?
9. Would you rather ride a turkey to school or drive a mashed-potato car?
10. Would you rather gobble like a turkey every time someone says “thanks” or hiccup gravy?
11. Would you rather eat only cranberry sauce for a week or only pumpkin pie?
12. Would you rather your mashed potatoes were purple or your gravy was green?
13. Would you rather your food be cold but delicious or hot but bland?
14. Would you rather Thanksgiving dinner taste like candy or candy taste like turkey?
15. Would you rather eat stuffing with ice cream or turkey dipped in chocolate?
16. Would you rather drink gravy through a straw or eat mashed potatoes with chopsticks?
17. Would you rather your pie always be too salty or your rolls always be burnt?
18. Would you rather every meal for a year taste like Thanksgiving or never eat Thanksgiving food again?
19. Would you rather your pumpkin pie sing every time you take a bite or your cranberry sauce dance?
20. Would you rather eat your meal without a fork or without a plate?
21. Would you rather have to sit next to a relative who only talks about politics or one who chews really loudly?
22. Would you rather do all the dishes or set the table for 100 people?
23. Would you rather spill gravy on Grandma’s favorite tablecloth or drop the pie on the floor?
24. Would you rather have to say what you’re thankful for in song or perform a thankful dance?
25. Would you rather have to cook the whole Thanksgiving meal or clean up by yourself?
26. Would you rather your family dinner last 10 minutes or 10 hours?
27. Would you rather the dog eat the turkey or the cat lick the pie?
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28. Would you rather have to share a seat with your sibling or trade all your dessert for their vegetables?
29. Would you rather accidentally call your teacher “Grandma” or accidentally burp during grace?
30. Would you rather have to wear matching pajamas with your whole family or a turkey costume?
31. Would you rather a turkey teach your class or a pumpkin coach your soccer team?
32. Would you rather have a pet that’s a talking corn cob or a flying turkey?
33. Would you rather be friends with a grumpy pilgrim or a silly scarecrow?
34. Would you rather live on a pumpkin farm or a cranberry bog?
35. Would you rather corn talk about your secrets or potatoes tell dad jokes?
36. Would you rather have to sleep in a cornucopia or bathe in cranberry sauce?
37. Would you rather turkeys ruled the world or pies had feelings?
38. Would you rather your best friend turn into a turkey or your teacher turn into mashed potatoes?
39. Would you rather every leaf you touch turn into pie or every pie you touch turn into leaves?
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40. Would you rather animals could all talk at Thanksgiving or your dinner could talk back?
41. Would you rather be thankful for the same thing every year or have to think of 100 new things each time?
42. Would you rather have a gratitude jar that grants wishes or a pie that tells jokes?
43. Would you rather be known for giving the best gifts or the best hugs?
44. Would you rather have to say “I’m thankful” every time someone talks or never be able to stop smiling?
45. Would you rather everyone at the table compliment you nonstop or ignore you completely?
46. Would you rather your gratitude turned into glitter or confetti every time you said it?
47. Would you rather only be able to say “thank you” in gobbles or write thank-you notes for everything?
48. Would you rather every time you say “thanks” a turkey appears or every time you sneeze a pumpkin pops up?
49. Would you rather have a magical horn of plenty or shoes that make people happy?
50. Would you rather invent a new Thanksgiving tradition or a brand-new Thanksgiving food?
51. Would you rather time travel to the first Thanksgiving or to Thanksgiving 100 years in the future?
52. Would you rather sail on the Mayflower or fly a turkey-shaped spaceship?
53. Would you rather eat dinner with the pilgrims or the president?
54. Would you rather be in charge of the Thanksgiving Day parade or the dessert table?
55. Would you rather have to walk across the country to get to dinner or run a marathon for pie?
56. Would you rather go to space for Thanksgiving or under the sea?
57. Would you rather build your own feast from the forest or order it from a pizza place?
58. Would you rather live in a world where it’s always Thanksgiving or never Thanksgiving again?
59. Would you rather ride in a turkey-shaped float or a pumpkin car?
60. Would you rather the Macy’s parade balloons all come alive or all the desserts could talk?
61. Would you rather eat all your vegetables first or save them for last?
62. Would you rather never eat dessert again or never eat pizza again?
63. Would you rather your mashed potatoes could talk back or your pie could sing?
64. Would you rather food could fight back or food could tell jokes?
65. Would you rather have broccoli that tastes like ice cream or ice cream that tastes like broccoli?
66. Would you rather be a piece of corn or a cranberry?
67. Would you rather swim in gravy or jump in mashed potatoes?
68. Would you rather your sandwich talked too much or your juice box told bad jokes?
69. Would you rather have magical pie that makes you fly or turkey that makes you invisible?
70. Would you rather your meal be enormous or teeny tiny?
71. Would you rather play a football game with your family or a pie-eating contest?
72. Would you rather win the turkey trot or the pie bake-off?
73. Would you rather have to dance every time someone says “turkey” or sing every time someone says “pie”?
74. Would you rather juggle potatoes or balance pies on your head?
75. Would you rather your family only play board games or only tell jokes all day?
76. Would you rather wear a pilgrim hat forever or a feathered tail for a week?
77. Would you rather turn every spoon you touch into gold or gravy?
78. Would you rather the wishbone actually granted wishes or every pumpkin you carve came alive?
79. Would you rather your Thanksgiving parade float be shaped like a pie or a potato?
80. Would you rather be the Thanksgiving DJ or the official taste tester?
81. Would you rather your nose be a mini pumpkin or your ears be corn cobs?
82. Would you rather sneeze cranberry sauce or hiccup stuffing?
83. Would you rather grow feathers when you laugh or smell like gravy when you cry?
84. Would you rather your house be made of mashed potatoes or pumpkin pie?
85. Would you rather the clouds rain gravy or snow stuffing?
86. Would you rather wear stuffing-scented perfume or cranberry-colored clothes forever?
87. Would you rather talk only in rhymes about food or only in turkey gobbles?
88. Would you rather live in a refrigerator or an oven (but never get hurt)?
89. Would you rather your toothbrush taste like gravy or your toothpaste like pumpkin pie?
90. Would you rather your school lunch always be leftovers or surprise mystery meals?
91. Would you rather the turkey tell bad jokes or your dad tell good ones?
92. Would you rather have to do a turkey dance in public or sing the mashed potato song?
93. Would you rather your backpack be full of mashed potatoes or feathers?
94. Would you rather have to gobble for your teacher every morning or make pie every night?
95. Would you rather talk to food or have food talk to you?
96. Would you rather have to say “gobble gobble” instead of “hello” or “yum yum” instead of “goodbye”?
97. Would you rather have a gravy fountain in your house or a pie tree in your backyard?
98. Would you rather gobble like a turkey or bounce like a cranberry?
99. Would you rather the turkey chase you around or dance with you?
100. Would you rather only eat leftovers forever or have Thanksgiving once a week?
101. Would you rather your friends see you wear a turkey hat to school or pajamas to dinner?
102. Would you rather your hands always smell like pumpkin pie or turkey gravy?
103. Would you rather your laugh sound like a gobble or your sneeze sound like “yum!”?
Final Thoughts
Whether you’re trying to make kids laugh during dinner or add some fun to your classroom gratitude circle, these Thanksgiving Would You Rather questions for kids are guaranteed to get everyone talking (and giggling).
Play it during dinner, turn it into a printable, or read one question each day leading up to Thanksgiving — it’s a sweet, silly way to connect and remember that gratitude doesn’t have to be serious to be meaningful.
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