Looking for the best fall jokes for kids?
Whether you’re crunching through leaves, sipping apple cider, or heading out on a hayride, these autumn-themed jokes are perfect for kids of all ages. They’re clean, silly, and guaranteed to bring the giggles to your cozy fall days.
Scroll on for pumpkins, scarecrows, turkeys, and more puns than you can shake a rake at!
A little seasonal humor boosts vocabulary and bonds families faster than you can say “pumpkin pie.” Ready to harvest some laughs?
Let’s jump right in!
Best Fall Jokes for Kids
1. What did the tree say to autumn?
“Leaf me alone!”
2. What did one autumn leaf say to another?
I’m falling for you!
3. What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer!
4. How do you compliment a beautiful forest?
“Looking tree‑mendous today!”
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5. What’s a tree’s favorite school subject?
His‑tree!
6. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
7. What do you call a pumpkin who tells jokes?
A pun-kin!
8. What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
9. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing wing!
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10. Why don’t turkeys eat on Thanksgiving?
Because they’re already stuffed!
11. What do you call two apples next to each other?
A pear!
12. Why did the apple cry?
Its feelings were bruised!
13. What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
A pineapple!
14. What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese!
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15. How do you fix a broken pumpkin spice latte?
With a pumpkin patch!
17. What do farmers wear in the fall?
Har-vests!
18. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
He was outstanding in his field!
19. Why don’t scarecrows eat?
Because they’re stuffed!
20. What’s the scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries!
21. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!
22. What’s a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-timber!
23. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
24. What did Cinderella say to the pumpkin?
“You’re my ride or pie.”
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25. What did one apple say to the other?
“You’re the apple of my pie.”
26. How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill!
27. What did fall say to winter?
“I’m leaf-ing, it’s your turn!”
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28. Why did the leaf go to therapy?
It was having a falling out.
29. How do trees get online?
They log in.
30. How do leaves travel?
By autumn-mobiles!
31. What do pumpkins sing at fall festivals?
“Gourd Bless America!”
32. What did the autumn wind say to the leaves?
“Catch you later!”
33. Why did the pirate love fall?
Because of the aaarrrr-tumn leaves!
- Check out more silly and ridiculous pirate jokes!
Final Thoughts on Fall Jokes for Kids
Fall is full of magic—changing colors, cooler air, and of course, cozy giggles! These fall jokes for kids are perfect for sharing at the dinner table, on the way to school, or during a cozy night in.
So go ahead and leaf this page open for the next time you need a laugh!
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