Is there anything better than a good laugh to kick off the weekend? Fridays are already full of excitement—no school tomorrow, pizza night, family movie marathons—and now they’re about to get even better with this giggle-worthy list of Friday jokes for kids!
These jokes are clean, silly, and totally kid-approved. Perfect for lunchbox notes, classroom laughs, sharing at a party, or just winding down after a long week.
So grab your giggle goggles and get ready… it’s time for some Friday fun!
1. Why are Fridays always so optimistic?
Because the weekend is just around the corner!
2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo on a Friday?
A pouch potato!
3. Why did the banana need a nap on Friday?
Because it was peeling exhausted!
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4. What’s a student’s favorite F-word?
Friday!
5. What’s a tater tot’s favorite day?
Fry-day!
6. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week?
Because Monday through Friday are weak-days!
7. What did Friday say to Saturday and Sunday when they almost gave up?
Weekend do it!
8. When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary!
9. What’s Friday’s favorite breakfast?
Friday-ggs and ham!
10. Why did Friday hire a personal trainer?
They were a weak-day!
11. What day do potatoes hate the most?
Fry day!
12. What do biologists wear on casual Fridays?
Genes!
13. Why did Han Solo go shopping on Black Friday?
Because the prices were solo!
14. Why do baby birds wait until the end of the week to leave the nest?
They wait for Fly-day!
15. What’s a vampire’s favorite day of the week?
Fright-day!
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16. What type of pasta is best for Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-o!
17. What day of the week did the frogs like the most?
Fly-day!
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18. Why do pencils leave school early on Fridays?
They can’t deal with any more pointless assignments!
19. What do condiments do on the weekend?
Ketchup on their sleep!
20. Why was the customer unhappy with the vacuum he brought on Black Friday?
It sucked!
21. Why did the kid sit next to the window on Friday?
To watch the weekend roll in!
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22. What did the backpack say to the sneakers on Friday?
“Let’s kick it this weekend!”
23. What did the ice cream say to the spoon on Friday?
“Let’s chill this weekend.”
Final Thoughts on Friday Jokes for Kids
There you have it—19 Friday jokes for kids that will have your family giggling straight into Saturday. Whether you read them during breakfast, at the dinner table, or just to surprise your kids with a smile, these jokes are the perfect way to end the week on a light-hearted note.
Have a favorite Friday joke? Share it in the comments or your next lunchbox note!
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