Spring is here, and it’s time to bring some fresh laughter into the air! Whether you’re planning family time, classroom fun, or just looking for a way to brighten your kids’ day, these spring jokes for kids are sure to sprout some giggles.
From blooming flowers to hopping bunnies, this collection of jokes will have everyone cracking up faster than an Easter egg.
Get ready to enjoy some lighthearted fun perfect for the season!
Here are all the best spring jokes for kids:
1. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
“Hey, bud!”
2. Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
It lost its petals!
3. How do trees feel when spring comes?
They’re re-leafed!
4. What do you call a well-dressed lion in spring?
A dandy-lion!
5. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
Fowl weather!
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6. What did one bee say to the other when they landed on a flower?
“Buzz off, this one’s mine!”
7. Why did the farmer plant a seed in the pond?
He was trying to grow a water-melon!
8. What bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow!
9. Why was the chick afraid to go outside in spring?
It was a little chicken!
10. What did one bee say to the other in spring?
“Hive missed you!”
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11. What type of garden does a baker love?
A flour garden!
12. What falls but never gets hurt?
Spring rain!
13. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny!
14. What do you call a snowman in spring?
A puddle!
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15. Which season is best for jumping on the trampoline?
Spring-time!
16. How do bees brush their hair?
With a honeycomb!
17. What’s a tree’s favorite drink in spring?
Root beer!
18. How does a bunny stay in shape?
By doing hare-obics!
19. What kind of music do bunnies like?
Hip-hop!
20. Why are eggs so good at telling jokes?
Because they always crack you up!
21. Why did the gardener plant batteries?
Because he wanted to grow a power plant!
22. What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of jewelry?
14-carrot gold!
23. What does the Easter Bunny say when it burps?
“Egg-scuse me!”
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24. What do clouds wear in spring?
Thunder-wear!
25. What’s a frog’s favorite kind of exercise?
Jumping jacks!
27. What’s a moth’s favorite subject in school?
Moth-ematics!
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28. Why is everyone so tired in May?
They just finished a 31 day March!
29. What do you call a rabbit who never takes a bath?
A dust bunny!
30. What does a tree say when it’s ready to go?
“I’m leafing now!”
31. Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!
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32. Why did the gardener quit?
Because her job was just too mulch!
33. Why don’t bunnies get hot in spring?
Because they have hare-conditioning!
We hope these spring jokes for kids brought a little sunshine and laughter to your day!
Whether you share them at the dinner table, on a family road trip, or during a springtime picnic, they’re guaranteed to spread smiles. Keep the laughter blooming this season, and don’t forget to check back for more fun ways to enjoy time with your little ones.
After all, laughter makes every day brighter—just like spring!
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