Easter is just around the corner, and what better way to celebrate than with some laugh-out-loud Easter jokes for kids?
From bunny puns to egg-cellent one-liners, these Easter jokes will have the whole family cracking up. Whether you’re planning a festive gathering, a Sunday brunch, or just looking for ways to entertain the little ones, these jokes are sure to bring plenty of smiles and giggles this Easter season!
Here are all the best Easter jokes for kids:
1. What do you call a bunny with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
2. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He eggs-ercises!
3. What kind of books do bunnies read?
Ones with hoppy endings!
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4. Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer?
They have hare-conditioning!
5. What do you call it when the Easter Bunny is being mischievous?
A bad hare day!
6. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
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7. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop!
8. What’s a bunny’s motto?
Don’t worry, be hoppy!
9. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold!
10. Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast?
IHop!
11. What day do eggs hate the most?
Fry-day!
12. How do eggs leave the highway?
They take the eggs-it!
13. Why did the egg get thrown out of class?
It kept cracking jokes!
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14. What do you call an egg from outer space?
An egg-straterrestrial!
15. What do you get if you cross an egg with a comedian?
A funny yolk!
16. What kind of plants do eggs grow on?
Eggplants!
17. What do you call a sleepy chick?
Egg-hausted!
18. What did the Easter basket say to the chocolate bunny?
“Hop in!”
19. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite game?
Hopscotch!
20. What do you say to a rabbit on Easter?
“Hoppy Easter!”
21. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a frog?
A bunny rabbit!
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22. Why do we paint eggs at Easter?
Because it’s easier than wallpapering them!
23. Why did the jellybean go to school?
To become a smartie!
24. What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden?
A jellybean!
25. What kind of car did Jesus drive?
A Christ-ler!
26. How does Jesus make his coffee?
Hebrews it!
27. What’s Jesus’s favorite workout?
CrossFit!
29. What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backward?
A receding hare-line!
30. What do you call a rabbit that’s always happy?
Hop-timistic!
31. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
“It’s been nice gnawing you!”
32. What’s the worst crime an egg can commit?
Poaching!
33. How do chicks keep in touch?
Twitter!
34. What’s a chick’s favorite subject in school?
Egg-onomics!
35. How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter?
They can’t because they’re eggs-tinct!
36. What’s more weird than a rabbit that delivers Easter eggs?
A spelling bee!
37. What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A chocolate bunny!
We hope you laughed at these Easter jokes for kids!
Easter is all about joy, and what better way to spread it than with laughter? These egg-citing Easter jokes for kids are perfect for creating happy memories during your celebrations.
Whether you’re telling them during an Easter egg hunt, a family dinner, or just for fun, these jokes are sure to make this Easter a hoppy and hilarious one.
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