Looking for a fun way to brighten your child’s day? Buzz no further! We’ve gathered 31 hilarious bee jokes for kids that will get them giggling.
From puns about honey and hives to funny bee-tastic punchlines, these jokes will keep kids buzzing with laughter. Whether you’re looking for a joke to share during playtime with a kiddo who loves bees or want a reason to smile, these bee jokes are perfect for all ages.
Get ready to bee entertained!
1. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!
2. What’s a bee’s favorite candy?
Bumble-gum!
3. What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?
A Friz-bee!
4. Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey!
5. What did the bee say to the flower?
“Hey, bud!”
6. What is a bee’s favorite haircut?
A buzz cut!
7. What do bees write in their Valentine’s Day cards?
“Bee mine!”
8. What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A USB!
9. What’s a bee’s favorite sport?
Rugbee!
10. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe!
11. What kind of bee is a sore loser?
A cry ba-bee!
12. Where do bees go on vacation?
Sting-apore!
13. Why did the bee sit on the clock?
Because he wanted to bee on time!
14. What’s a bee’s favorite flower?
A bee-gonia!
15. What’s a bee’s favorite novel?
“The Great Gats-bee”!
16. Why did the bee go to the doctor?
He had hives!
17. Why are bees good at making friends?
Because they know how to bee-have!
18. Why are bees so dull?
They always drone on and on!
19. What’s a bee’s favorite toy?
A frisbee!
20. What’s a bee’s favorite type of music?
Bee-bop!
21. How do bees get to school?
On a school buzz!
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22. What’s a bee’s favorite way to communicate?
Buzz feed!
23. Why do bees hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
24. What’s a bee’s favorite animal?
A buzz-ard!
25. What kind of car do bees drive?
A bee-MW!
26. What do bees give their friends on special occasions?
Bee-loons!
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27. What’s a bee’s favorite Disney character?
Buzz Lightyear!
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28. What’s a bee’s favorite meal?
Pollen-ta!
29. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
“Honey, I’m home!”
30. How do bees propose?
With a bee-autiful ring!
31. What kind of bee loves sushi?
A wasabee!
We hope these bee jokes for kids brought a smile to your face and plenty of giggles to your little ones!
Laughter is a sweet way to connect; with these bee jokes, you’ll always have a buzzing good time. Remember, there’s always more fun to be found in nature’s tiniest comedians—our friendly bees! Keep the laughs going by sharing these jokes with friends and family.
Bee ready to laugh!
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