Ahoy, young buccaneers and their parents! If you’re hunting for some side-splitting pirate jokes for kids, you’ve docked at the right port.
Whether you’re planning a pirate-themed party, looking for some jokes to share at school, or just want to make your little ones laugh, we’ve got you covered with the best pirate jokes for kids. These jokes are packed with puns and guaranteed to have your kiddos laughing louder than a cannon blast.
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So, grab your eyepatch, hoist the Jolly Roger, and let’s dive into a treasure chest full of giggles!
1. Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
He needed a new iPatch!
2. How do pirates prefer to communicate?
Aye to aye!
3. Why are pirates so bad at playing cards?
Because they always stand on the deck!
4. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrr! But they really love the C!
5. How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?
An arm and a leg!
6. What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!
7. Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet?
He kept getting lost at C!
8. What’s a pirate’s favorite subject in school?
Arrrt!
9. How do pirates know they are pirates?
They think, therefore they arrr!
10. Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his plank!
11. What’s a pirate’s least favorite vegetable?
Leeks!
12. Why don’t pirates shower before walking the plank?
Because they just wash up on shore!
13. What’s a pirate’s favorite animal?
The arrrdvark!
14. What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved!
15. What’s a pirate’s favorite movie rating?
Arrr-rated!
16. Why did the pirate go to school?
To improve his arrrt skills!
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17. What’s a pirate’s favorite fish?
A swordfish!
18. Why are pirates great singers?
Because they can hit the high C’s!
19. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of tea?
Matey!
20. What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
A rookie!
21. What did the pirate wear on Halloween?
A pumpkin patch!
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22. What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
23. Why don’t pirates like to go to school?
Because they already know how to sail through life!
24. What do you call a pirate who likes to skip school?
Captain Hooky!
25. What did the pirate say to the skeleton?
“Bone voyage!”
26. What do you get if you cross a pirate with a vampire?
A bloodthirsty buccaneer!
27. Why did the pirate buy an eyepatch?
Because he couldn’t afford an iPad!
28. Why don’t pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!
29. What did the pirate say to his girlfriend?
“You arrrgh the best!”
30. What’s a pirate’s favorite color?
Gold!
31. What are pirates afraid of?
The daaargh-k!
32. How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck an ear!
33. Where do pirates buy their hooks?
The second-hand store!
34. “Knock knock.” Who’s there?” “Arrr.” “Arrr who?” “Arrr you ready to set sail?”
35. “Knock knock.” Who’s there?” “Hook.” “Hook who?” “Hook me up with some treasure, matey!”
36. “Knock knock.” Who’s there?” “Seas.” “Seas who?” “Seas the day, we’re going on a treasure hunt!”
37. “Knock knock.” Who’s there?” “Arrr.” “Arrr who?” “Arrr you going to open the door or make me wait?”
We hope these pirate jokes for kids brought a smile to your face and a hearty laugh to your little pirates.
Whether you’re sharing them over dinner, telling them at a party, or using them to add some fun to storytime, these jokes are sure to be a hit with kids of all ages.
Keep the fun going by returning to this treasure trove of jokes whenever you need a good laugh. After all, a good joke is as valuable as buried treasure!
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