Looking to add some extra giggles to your Thanksgiving gathering? You’ve come to the right place! Whether you’re carving up the turkey or just in the mood for a good laugh, these turkey jokes for kids are sure to be a hit.
From drumstick puns to gobble-worthy giggles, we’ve got a flock of jokes that will keep everyone entertained.
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So, grab a plate and get ready to feast on some feathered fun with these turkey jokes!
1. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To hatchet!
2. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler!
3. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
4. Why didn’t the turkey eat any pie?
It was too stuffed!
5. What key can’t open any door?
A turkey!
6. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
7. What did the turkey wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-vest!
8. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
9. Why don’t turkeys play baseball?
Because they hit fowl balls!
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10. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing! Wing!
11. What did the turkey say at dinner?
“I’m stuffed!”
12. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Leftovers!
13. How do you make a turkey float?
Two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey!
14. What did the little turkey say to the big turkey?
“Peck on someone your own size!”
15. Why did the turkey get in trouble at school?
For using fowl language!
16. What does the turkey do when running late in the morning?
Gobbles down its breakfast!
17. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The tur-key!
18. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
19. What did the turkey say when he met the president?
“Pardon me!”
20. What did the dressing say to the turkey?
“You ain’t seen stuffing yet!”
21. Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
22. “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Harry.” “Harry who?” “Harry up, the turkey’s getting cold!”
23. “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Annie.” “Annie who?” “Annie body seen the turkey?”
Now that you’ve had your fill of turkey jokes for kids, your Thanksgiving is sure to be stuffed with laughter!
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Whether you’re sharing these jokes at the dinner table or just cracking up with the kids, these gobble-worthy giggles are the perfect side dish to any holiday gathering.
Keep the fun going all season long, and remember, there’s always room for one more joke—just like there’s always room for another slice of pumpkin pie!
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