Birthdays are all about fun, laughter, and creating memories that last a lifetime. Whether you’re planning a party for your little one or just want to add some giggles to the day, nothing beats some silly birthday jokes for kids!
Here are all the best birthday jokes that are guaranteed to bring joy to the celebration.
From silly puns to playful knock-knock jokes, these kid-friendly jokes are perfect for making any birthday extra special!
1. What kind of birthday cake do ghosts like?
I scream cake!
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2. Why did the teddy bear skip dessert?
Because it was already stuffed!
3. What does every birthday end with?
The letter Y!
4. What do you give a pirate on his birthday?
A birthday ARRR-d!
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5. How do pickles celebrate birthdays?
They relish the day!
6. Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
It was a marble cake!
7. What kind of music do balloons hate?
Pop music!
8. What did one candle say to the other?
“Don’t birthdays just blow you away?”
9. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with!
10. What did the ocean say to the birthday boy?
Nothing, it just waved!
11. Why was the math book sad on its birthday?
It had too many problems!
12. How do you know it’s a cat’s birthday?
It’s having a purr-ty!
13. What did the cat say when she opened her gift?
“Paw-some!”
14. How does a snowman celebrate his birthday?
With lots of icing!
15. What do you call a knight’s birthday?
A knight to remember!
16. What do you sing to a frog on its birthday?
“Hoppy Birthday!”
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17. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert on its birthday?
Mice cream!
18. What do you call a dog’s birthday cake?
A pup-cake!
19. Why did the banana wear a party hat?
Because it was peeling festive!
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20. What’s a cow’s favorite birthday activity?
Mooo-sical chairs!
21. Why did the cake break up with the icing?
It found someone batter!
22. How does a lobster celebrate its birthday?
With a shell-ebration!
23. Why don’t you ever give Pikachu a piece of birthday cake?
Because it might shock you with how much it loves it!
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24. What’s a bat’s favorite part of a birthday?
Hanging out with friends!
25. Why was the cupcake sad?
It had muffin to celebrate!
26. What happened to the balloon at the birthday party?
It was blown away!
27. What do turkeys do on their birthdays?
They gobble up the cake!
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28. Why was the birthday so quiet?
Because it was a little bash-ful!
29. What do you do when the birthday party goes on too long?
Wrap it up!
30. What do you get if you throw a birthday party for a volcano?
A blast!
31. Why did the poop get invited to the birthday party?
Because it always knows how to make a splash!
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32. What did the cheese say to his friend on his birthday?
“Hope you have a gouda time!”
33. Why did the mushroom get invited to the birthday party?
Because he’s a fun-guy!
34. “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Abby.” “Abby who?” “Abby birthday to you!”
35. How do you organize a space-themed birthday party?
You planet!
36. Why don’t kids remember their past birthdays?
They’re too focused on the present!
37. What did the birthday card say to the stamp?
“Stick with me, we’re going places!”
38. Why did the golfer always celebrate their birthday?
Because they liked having a ball!
39. How do you know if a donut is bored at the party?
It looks glazed over!
We hope these birthday jokes for kids brought some lighthearted fun to your celebration!
Whether you’re sharing them at a party or tucking one into a birthday card, these jokes are sure to make the birthday kiddo—and everyone else—laugh out loud.
Remember, a little humor goes a long way in making any day, especially a birthday, even brighter. So go ahead, spread the laughter, and make this birthday one to remember!
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