It’s a fact: kids love poo. Who says potty humor is just for grown-ups? Kids love a good laugh, and nothing tickles their funny bone quite like a silly poop joke for kids.
Packed with puns, cheeky humor, and just the right amount of silliness, this collection is perfect for young ones (and the young at heart) who appreciate a good laugh.
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So, get ready to chuckle your way through these playful, light-hearted poop jokes for kids that are guaranteed to be a hit!
1. What do you call a magical poo?
Poodini!
2. Why was the little poop so sad?
Because he was feeling down in the dumps!
3. What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!
4. What do you call a poo on a stick?
A popsicle!
5. Why did the poop refuse to play hide and seek?
Because it didn’t want to be caught in the act!
6. What did the poop say to the fart?
“You really blow me away!”
7. What do you get if you cross a bear with poop?
Winnie the Pooh!
8. Why did the poop start a band?
Because it wanted to make some solid hits!
9. What did one poop say to the other at the party?
“Let’s get this potty started!”
10. Why did the poop sit by itself?
Because it was a little stinker!
11. What did the poop say when it won the silver metal?
“I’m number two!”
12. Why did the poop break up with the toilet?
It found someone else who could handle its “crap!”
13. What do you get when you mix poop with a superhero?
Pooper-Man!
14. What’s the best way to teach poop manners?
Potty training!
15. Why did the poop love roller coasters?
Because it liked the thrill of the drop!
16. Why was the poop kicked out of the circus?
Because it was the crappiest performer!
17. Why did the poop break up with the fart?
Because it couldn’t handle all the hot air!
18. Why is diarrhea hereditary?
It’s in your jeans!
19. Where do poops like to sit?
On a stool!
20. What did the mountain lion say to its friend?
“Stop making me laugh. You’ll make me puma pants!”
21. Why did the poop get detention?
It made a stink in class!
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22. Why was the poop always so calm?
Because it didn’t give a crap!
23. Why can’t the poop make it as a comedian?
Because its jokes stink!
24. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
To look for Pooh!
25. Who helped the poop get better at math?
His toot-er!
26. Why do cops sit on the toilet all day?
It’s their duty!
27. Why did the poop take a nap?
It was feeling wiped out!
28. Why did the poop refuse to play cards?
It didn’t want to deal with a crappy hand!
29. Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck in the crack!
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30. What do you get if you cross a toilet and a fairy?
Stinkerbell!
31. Why couldn’t the police convict the toilet thief?
They had nothing to go on!
32. What did the poop say when another poop jumped out at it?
“You scared the crap out of me!”
33. What’s a poop’s favorite vegetable?
A pea!
34. What did the poop say when it felt ignored?
“Don’t leave me hanging!”
35. What did one toilet say to the other?
“You look a bit flushed!”
36. Why did the butt go to summer school?
It was a little behind in its studies!
37. What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
“Together, we can stop this crap!”
There you have it—the funniest, most giggle-worthy poop jokes for kids!
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These jokes are sure to bring joy, laughter, and a few groans to any setting. Whether you’re sharing these jokes at a party, using them to break the ice, or just looking for a way to make your kids smile, this collection has something for everyone.
So next time you need a quick laugh, don’t hesitate to pull out one of these jokes—after all, laughter is the best medicine, and these jokes are the perfect prescription!
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