Halloween is just around the corner, and what better way to get into the spooky spirit than with some hilarious Halloween jokes for kids?
Whether you’re looking to entertain little ghosts and goblins at a Halloween party, add some fun to your trick-or-treating adventures, or simply share a good laugh with your family, these kid-friendly jokes are sure to bring smiles and giggles.
From silly skeletons to witty witches, our collection of jokes will make this Halloween a memorable and laugh-filled experience for children of all ages.
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So, grab your candy bag and get ready for some fang-tastic fun with these Halloween jokes for kids!
1. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with!
2. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite!
3. Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!
4. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
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5. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
6. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
7. Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
It raises their spirits!
8. What’s a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream!
9. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
Because he had bat breath!
10. What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Booberries!
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
12. What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet!
13. What’s a ghost’s favorite game?
Hide and shriek!
14. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange!
15. What do witches put on to go trick-or-treating?
Mas-scare-a!
16. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos!
17. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music!
18. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle his funny bone!
19. What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
20. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
21. What does a ghost do to stay safe in a car?
Puts on his sheet belt!
22. Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because his doctor said stakes were bad for his heart!
23. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
24. What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The grim sweeper!
25. How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried!
26. What does a ghost say when it gets hurt?
“I got a boo-boo!”
27. Why did the skeleton go to the dance?
To see the boogie man!
28. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
It didn’t have any guts!
29. What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo-boos!
30. What’s a vampire’s favorite dog?
A bloodhound!
31. How do you know if a vampire has a cold?
He starts coffin!
32. What’s a ghost’s favorite pie?
Boo-berry!
33. What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal?
Rice Creepies!
34. How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare-spray!
35. What did the skeleton order for dinner?
Spare ribs!
36. What room does a ghost not need?
A living room!
37. What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving!
38. What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
Broommates!
39. Why do vampires like baseball?
Because they turn into bats every night!
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40. How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the W!
41. What’s a monster’s favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
42. Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin!
43. Why don’t vampires have more friends?
Because they are a pain in the neck!
44. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
45. Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
46. Why did the ghost quit studying?
Because he was too ghoul for school!
47. What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.
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48. How do you know when a ghost is sad?
He starts boo-hooing!
49. What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo jeans!
50. Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
51. What kind of monster loves to dance?
The boogieman!
52. What did the ghost say to the vampire?
“You suck!”
53. Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
54. What kind of music do ghosts like?
Soul music!
55. What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!
56. Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts!
57. What’s a ghost’s favorite food?
Spook-ghetti!
58. Why did the zombie skip school?
He was feeling rotten!
59. Who wrote the book about Halloween?
The ghost-writer!
60. What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
The roller-ghoster!
61. What’s a vampire’s favorite sport?
Bat-minton!
62. What did the ghost say to the skeleton?
“Bone to be wild!”
63. Why don’t ghosts like rain?
It dampens their spirits!
64. How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horror-scope!
65. Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
66. What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?
A life-gourd!
67. Why do witches make good bosses?
They’re great at spell-ing out instructions!
68. What’s a ghost’s favorite candy?
Boo-ble gum!
69. Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs!
70. How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern…
71. What’s a witch’s favorite ride at the fair?
The scary-go-round!
72. What do witches ask for at hotels?
Broom service!
73. What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
The trombone!
74. Why don’t vampires like garlic?
Because it takes their breath away!
75. What do witches put in their hair?
Scare gel!
76. Why did the vampire flunk art class?
Because he could only draw blood!
77. What did one zombie say to the other at the dance?
“You’re drop-dead gorgeous!”
78. What’s a mummy’s favorite sandwich?
A wrap!
79. Why don’t ghosts make good comedians?
They’re too boo-ring!
80. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of street?
A dead end!
81. Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack!
82. Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!
83. How do ghosts send letters?
Through the ghost office!
We hope these Halloween jokes for kids have brought plenty of laughter and joy to your Halloween celebrations!
Sharing jokes is a wonderful way to create happy memories and bond with children during this spooky season. Whether you’re telling jokes around a pumpkin patch, during a Halloween party, or just for fun at home, these jokes are sure to be a hit.
Keep the spirit of Halloween alive with laughter and fun, and don’t forget to share these jokes with friends and family.
Have a spook-tacular Halloween filled with lots of giggles and good times!
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